Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this