My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something