I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.