No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz