If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?