You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole