No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.