so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone