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I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
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