12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends