are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job