My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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