If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.