You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...