Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor