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  The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"

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  My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing

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  Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.

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  And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.

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  Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.

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  I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans

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  Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?

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  legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20

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  He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.

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  I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.

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  Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me

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  I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...

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  I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul

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  Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?

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  There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

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