So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?