he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer