he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.