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  Dude my roommate just peed out the window

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  I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.

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  Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought

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  Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.

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  Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant

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  Well that actually sounds reasonable

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  Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.

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  Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry

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  Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!

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  Yep

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  I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face

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  They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental

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  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

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  Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.

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  She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian

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  I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.

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  Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood

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