You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads