Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy