I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?