The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it