My feet surprised me
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead