I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large