She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...