I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw