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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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