I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy