She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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