I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love