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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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