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(757): View more from Virginia

The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish

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(347): View more from New York

He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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(630): View more from Illinois

But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them

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(716): View more from New York

Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.

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