she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again