Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.