happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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