You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?