I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker