I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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