I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker