I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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