I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Dating After Heartbreak