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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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