drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.