If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???