Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
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