i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole