this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings