this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings