I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.