I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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