facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.