That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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