We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.