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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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