I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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