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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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