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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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